The Dirty Blonde

Hold onto your hats! Friday’s “Texas Tease” night at The House Of Blues is not to be missed!

Haven’t seen The Dirty Blonde’s spicy chili pepper routine yet? Well, come on down, ’cause now’s your chance!

Dirty will be joined by REIGNING KING OF BURLESQUE RUSSELL BRUNER, plus a bevy of beautiful Texas stars, including Minxie Mimieux, Marilyn Monrouge, Renee Holiday, Mary Lynn Mayhem, Shelbelle Shamrock & Sweet T, Marla Mab, The Lauras, boylesque performer Jasper St. James, and many more!!!

Tickets available here.

Doors at 9. Show at 10. The House Of Blues, Dallas

THE DIRTY BLONDE had a smash New York debut at The Slipper Room last Sunday!

The show (hosted by none other than Tigger!)was a glittering success as modern burlesque starts paid tribute to legendary burlesque idols like April March, La Savona, and Jean Idelle!

Here are a few photos of The Dirty Blonde’s performance, courtesy of marvelous photographer Gene Kinnish.

Want to see The Dirty Blonde’s new Powder Puff routine? Catch it in person at Viva Dallas at The Lakewood Theater Fri, March 1.

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THE DAPPER MAN retro men’s accessories debuts Friday at Viva Dallas!

Join Dapper and The Dirty Blonde this Friday as they unveil their new line of men’s accessories. Featuring fedoras, pin-up lighters, flasks, ties, sunglasses, and more…for all you gents who crave a touch of retro flair.

See you at the show!

Watch me perform a spoof of reigning Queen Of Burlesque Angi B Lovely at tonight’s BURLESQUE ROAST at Excuses!!!

And what is a “Burlesque Roast” you ask? A mini burlesque show of epic comical proportions as performers pay homage to their peers! See:

The Dirty Blonde as Angi B Lovely, the reigning Queen Of Burlesque

Divertida Devotchka as hula hooping burlesque sensation Lula Houp Garou

Vivienne Vermuth as Shoshana

Pixie O Kneel as Donna Denise

Donna Denise as ? (It’s a hilarious surprise)

and

Jai L Bait as Miss Malicious!

This party is open to all members of the burlesque community: performers, stage crew, photographers, and certainly FANS!

Doors at 8pm, Show at 9pm, Dance Party 10pm

Awards will be given for the ugliest Christmas sweater

Admission $10, or *Free* if you:

1. Are a burlesque performer or producer anywhere in DFW

2. Flash any Viva Dallas Burlesque trading card at the door

3. RSVP here and say “Festivus” at the door!

Happy holidays!!!

Christmas Burrrlesque this Friday in San Antonio! Join us for the Pastie Pops’ Annual Christmas Burrrlesque Extravaganza, where I’ll be debuting my brand new Powder Puff routine!

This one is going to be wild!!!

Come and join all your favorite Pastie Pops as we shake our jingle bells to some holiday classics in this very special holiday variety show.

Performances by:

I’ll be  flying out bright and early tomorrow to Seattle to meet hundreds of Burlesquers from around the world for 4 days of mayhem, workshops, and pasties . . . and you can join in the fun!

Click here and follow me on Twitter @_TheDirtyBlonde for photos, stories, and great burly knowledge all weekend long!!!